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iplaydead:
awww happy birthday lovely! c:
Me:

thankyou my dear :)) 

definealive:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Me:

THANKYOU LOVELY

how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial

my birthday is in 20 minutes ok this is exciting i think

dalestuckies:

i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck

pozlord:

someone should take one for the team and date me pls

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

“your friend is hot” story of my life

(Source: cumbersome11)

  • Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
  • Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.